Previous SnoopStamford UK Top Place To Live Next SnoopPIED À TERRE Michelin-Starred Dining London Theo Panda / 13 October 2024 / Categories: Food & Drink, Coffee Shops Lava Cafe Kensington Right place wrong time. I’ve been to this place once before at night and it was a great vibe.We stumbled into this place by chance. There was an accident at Gloucester Road tube station, the tube was closed and so my friend and I had some time to kill before we could get a lift back to Chelsea or get back on the tube. We decided to just find somewhere to sit down have a drink; something to eat and kill a bit of time.It was almost lunchtime and the cafe was pretty quiet. A couple of tables taken on the patio that was it.We waited and waited but there didn’t seem to be anyone serving so we just sat down inside. After about 10 minutes a man appeared with a menu. Not super friendly either when we asked about student discount.It’s probably more of a nighttime place, which is maybe why it seemed a bit odd at lunchtime, and I have to say when we used the toilet it was a bit dirty in the day light. We saw a couple of workman breakfasts come out the kitchen so we decided to opt for fruit smoothies and coffee instead. Cheaper and less risky we thought.They did have a marketing picture with 6 different fruit smoothies, the kind of thing you see in a holiday resort but when we asked if we could swap the fruit around they said everything was pre prepared ahead so that would not be possible.We should have given a wide birth and probably would have done had we not been stranded for a couple of hours.The smoothies were £6 each. They tasted like watered down apple juice, sort of frothy and icy, not a fruit smoothie. As if you’d put apple juice with a few bitter frozen berries in the blender. We didn’t change our mind about food so cannot add anything about that.The best thing about this cafe is the location in the heart of Kensington and the terrace for shisha and people watching. Print Rate this snoop: No rating yet 170 Tags:Shishashisha cafekensington Rant Or RaveRantProsGreat terrace ConsTerrible smoothie Theo PandaTheo Panda 3rd year architecture student at Westminster Uni Other snoops by Theo Panda Contact snooper Full biography Full biography My uni friend’s dad is involved with the Venture Capital for this platform and asked me to help out writing snoops about my life to get things going. Sharing helpful information about my experiences. It’s a way for me to make extra cash, on this social media platform I get paid in crypto currency for every snoop I get published, every comment I make and soon every short TikTok style video review I post. I can use the currency to shop, buy cinema or theatre tickets. When it gets going I am going to get daily connections and social connections based on my personality and the things I write about using AI compatability technology. I’ve had anxiety and mental health issues and have had difficulty meeting girls in my 22 years so I am looking forward to the dating module being launched and connecting with other people students not based just on looks or money. Poopsnoop from one password I can make friends safely, shop online and get paid for my reviews and contributions online. It’s a win win for me. Young people have been exploited for all their content and just used to advertise and brain wash. Poopsnoop is changing all that. x Comments are only visible to subscribers. Contact author Message sent. Name: Please enter your name. Please enter your name. Email: Please enter a valid email address. Please enter a valid email address. Please enter your email. Subject: Please enter a subject Please enter a subject Message: Please enter the message. I have read and agree to the Privacy Policy and Terms Of Use. Please select if you agree. Please solve captcha Please solve captcha. Close x