YOUR MIND MADE THAT UP — the funny, honest life guide no one knew they were allowed to have.
My new book YOUR MIND MADE THAT UP is officially here — and ready to download on poopsnoop.com!
If you’ve ever wondered why teenagers act like…
A storm cloud with WiFi
A misunderstood philosopher
A gremlin locked in their room screaming like a lunatic
…then congrats. You’re either a teenager, raising one, or still emotionally recovering from being one.
This book is for you.
YOUR MIND MADE THAT UP is a hilariously honest guide to the made-up chaos inside a teenager’s mind — and how to survive it.
For teens:
A no-judgement, laugh-while-you-learn crash course in your thoughts, feelings, freak-outs, confidence dips, and social-media-fuelled meltdowns.
You’ll learn how your brain keeps you alive, how your mind makes things up, and how to use your actual superpowers to handle life without losing the plot.
For parents:
A sanity-saving explainer for the emotional rollercoaster living down the hall — the one who swears you “don’t get it,” slams doors for cardio, and communicates exclusively in sighs and eye rolls.
Read this and you’ll finally understand why they mask, why they spiral, and why the wrong-shaped pasta can ignite a full-scale meltdown. This isn’t another preachy self-help book. It’s a common-sense, slightly cheeky guide to navigating:
Social media addiction
Masking and trying to fit in
Fake confidence
Overthinking
Friendships and fallouts
The lies your mind tells you
Whether you’re a teen trying to understand your thoughts, or a parent trying to decode the emotional cryptid in your house — this book will make you laugh, think, and finally breathe again.
Your thoughts aren’t the boss of you.
Once you learn how your mind works… everything changes. A book for young adults to understand why they have intrusive thoughts, mood swings and feel lost and for their parents to understand how to help them.